This post begins in parable form !!
There were two brothers and the one was charismatic and had been in attendance at a charismatic/pentecostal assembly for some ten years now and rarely missed a meeting....and it came to pass in the due course of time that this man's brother who was a baptist BUT had just recently received the Acts chapter two experience, and was thus persuaded by much urgings from his brother, to attend his charismatic spirit-filled church !!
Now the day was set and the hour had come for the "other" brother to attend the charismatic service - there was an air of anticipation and excitement between the two brothers, and brother no. 2 had insisted on a early arrival and a front row seat and was eager beyond measure to devour all the charismatics had to offer...and so with bated breath brother no 2 entered the building walking past the main foyer, down the long aisle, past the crowded rows, and took up his position on a front row seat.
His eyes being lit-up and fastened upon preacher, he leaned forward through out the service, he took many notes, and was attentive to all the preacher had to SAY.
The preacher got through his sermon and closed in prayer...and then moved off the platform and onto the carpeted "altar" area of the auditorium - meanwhile brother no 2 was more than a little intrigued by this time, as to what would follow next.What happen next was all new to brother no 2 but he would remain "open-minded" and after all he trusted his brother would not lead him into anything "whacky or off-beat" and so he re-assured himself to not be "cynical" and just see how it all... pans out.
The preacher meanwhile began to call out various physical conditions telling those in the audience who had various maladies, headaches, arthritis, knee troubles and hip problems, joint stiffness etc etc to come forward now and receive your healing, the preacher meanwhile waxing bolder in the spirit.... asked for even the hard cases to come forward - meaning those in "wheel chairs" or used walking aides....to come forward, to come forward, BEING the cry that echoed throughout the auditorium microphones that morning - "this is your day" your deliverance has come " have faith" now, "only believe" the preacher re-iterated... time and time again !!
Meanwhile brother no 1. kept looking / and checking to see the awe-struck expressions on his brothers face....who was clearly and visibly "spellbound" by all that was going on.
ONLY FIVE MINUTES HAD PASSED AND THE "ALTAR-CALL" BY THIS TIME HAD SWELLED WITH A LONG LINE OF HOPEFULS,DESPERATELY SEEKING RELIEF FROM THEIR AFFLICTIONS AND CONDITIONS.
Meanwhile the preacher had instructed everyone to fan across the platform area, whilst beckoning the ushers and deacons to "stand behind" the milling crowd.
Well by this time brother no 2 was a little confused and wondering, and motioned to his brother what is this ?? and why were the deacons asked to "stand" behind them ?? being very puzzled by it all.
Oh it's okay brother no 1 replied... relax okay...they are called "catchers" and they simply catch people as they are "falling backwards" this is called being "touched by God" as he "slays people in the spirit" ohh replies his brother - and what happens after that ??
Well usually people lie on the floor for a period of time, and yet others for longer periods of time, ohh i see ( unsure of everything going on around him, but thinking to himself...well this must be what charismatics do - and how healing is performed... and who am i to question God )
Next minute the preacher was going down the "healing-line" and laying hands on all the people "suddenly" SAYING POWER POWER BY A MIRACLE BE HEALED ...POWER POWER.
Bodies were flying through the air, people dropping like flies, meanwhile the cathers were running feverishly to keep up with the " anointed... " preacher's.... many slayings of people...as he went on down - the prayer-line.
Well by this time brother no 1 didn't know wether he should be crying, laughing, or shouting but still he refused to be cynical, albeit he couldn't resist asking in sincerity - whY does the preacher... USE FORCE AND SOMETIMES PUSH PEOPLE OVER, that is to say - THE ONES WHO DON'T SEEM ...TO GO DOWN...AT FIRST ??
His brother slightly annoyed by that question responded by saying - that is when "God operates" on you.....whilst (YOU) are on the floor, it's also called "soaking" and the preacher knowing this - simply does not want anyone to "miss out" on God's blessing !!
Ohh i see - he retorts...and so as things progress....he once again taps his brother on the shoulder and asks, why do they lie "motion-less" on the floor, and for long amounts of time ??
And furthermore it appears as though they are "asleep" my brother - what pray tell is that, and why do they do this thing ??
Ohh that is an easy one to explain brother, God causes a "deep sleep" to fall upon them and it's all in the bible you know, so relax, it happened to Adam in the garden and a deep sleep fell on our father Abraham also - and so it's all there in your bible to read and confirm, and it's what we all DO ( OKAY SO CHILL AND STAY COOL )
Okay THEN he replies ( thinking to himself Wow my eyes have seen strange things today )and being almost afraid to ask anymore questions now for fear- of sounding like THE PROVERBIAL cynic.
All of a sudden in the auditorium a woman out IN the front AREA HAVING BEEN SLAIN BY THE PREACHER AND lying prostrate (on her back) breaks out into a loud shriek and and eerie chilling scream...her body begins to twist, contort, quiver, and shake violently - and seemingly uncontrolably.
Well as you can imagine the newbie to the charismatic experience became just a litle NERVOUS BY THIS AND BEING perplexed, by that commotion, HE once again said to his brother - " and what are those sounds and body spasms " what is going on here TELL ME I WANNA KNOW "pray tell" WHAT ON EARTH IS THIS THING HAPPENING ??
Okay i will explain it - but this is the last question i will answer you - again THIS IS easily explained by scripture " the body twitches are probably ( demons ) coming out of her whilst on God's operating table -and as for the chilling sounds ...they are (the devils) coming out of her.
And this is why we pentecostals "fall backwards" for all the preachers...we do "the pentecostal thing" and GO DOWN !! WE DON'T QUESTION IT - WE SIMPLY go with the flow - AND THE TRANCES, THE DEEP SLEEPS, THE CONTORTIONS AND THE CONVULSIONS ARE ALL PART AND PARCEL OF A "USUAL" CHARISMATIC SERVICE....this is what we do - and this how we effect AND BRING - a deliverance to the people.
Well as you can imagine after that response the "newbie" durst not ask anymore questions - but RATHER FROM NOW just watched in ...SILENCE
Well eventually 3 hours later the service came to a close even though many bodies were still lying motion-less on the floor, other were laughing uncontrolably, wheel-chair bound people asked for assistance to be placed back into their chairs - and yet still others convulsed continously, as he stood up to leave now with his brother - some one caught his eye though at the other end of "the altar" as he seemed to be just " JUST JUMPING " UP AND DOWN IN THE ONE SPOT - OVER AND OVER AGAIN ( that is...NON-STOP )AND ALSO CUTTING AND CHOPPING THE AIR WITH HIS HANDS, AS THOUGH HE WERE SLICING INVISIBLE BREAD !!
Not understanding all these strange happenings he decided to take it all on board and keep it in his heart, after all this is the charismatic experience and i am new - and so who am i to question these few lingering " DOUBTS " i have.
Surely my brother knows best, and it is a "christian church" they sing about Jesus, they sing HOLY HOLY HOLY songs, they open the bible and read from it, the preachers are all friendly and smile....why should i question it - i think iN DUE TIME...I could ACTUALLY get to like this ....I THINK
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