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[b]Manufacturer's Recall
The Maker of all human beings is recalling all manufactured units regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units coded "Adam" and "Eve", resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed "Sub-sequential Internal Non-morality", or more commonly known as SIN, as it is primarily expressed. Some other symptoms include the loss of direction, foul vocal omissions, amnesia of origin, lack of peace and joy, selfish or violent behavior, depression or confusion in the mental component, fearfulness, idolatry, rebellion.
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect is providing factory authorized repair and service free-of-charge to correct this SIN defect. The repair technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There will be no additional fee required. The number to call for repair in all areas is (dial) P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected please upload your burden of SIN through the repentance procedure. Next download Atonement from the repair technician Jesus, into the heart component. No matter how big or small the sin defect is, Jesus will replace it with love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith, meekness, and temperance. Please see the operating manual B.I.B.L.E (Believer's Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids all Manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list, and will reselut in the human unit being permanently impounded.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven as to prevent contamination of that facility.
Thank you for your attention. -God
Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall. You may contact the Father at anytime by knee-mail.