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The Rapture Will Occur January 8th 2011!

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wayneman Jan 9, 2011

Brethren, I have been up all night and the Lord showed me UNIMPEACHABLE SCRIPTURAL PROOF that the Rapture will occur January 8th 2011.

“With the Lord a day is as a thousand years.” Four days from Adam to Jesus, two days from Jesus to the Rapture, plus the millennium equals the Lord’s 7000-year week.

The precise date of the cross was April 1, 33 A.D. when coordinated with our present modern calendar. There are 365.2422 days in a year. Thus all we have to do is multiply the number of years separating two events by the number 365.2422 to know the exact number of days between them. So from April 1, 33 A.D. to April 1, 2011 there are exactly 2011 – 33 = 1,978 years, each having 365.2422 days. This equals 722,579.07 days. Between April 1, 2011 and January 8th, 2011 inclusively (including the first day and the last day) are 79 days. Subtracting these 79 days from the number 722,579.07 gives us exactly 722,500.07 days. This number is enormously significant.

The Bible uses numbers to symbolize spiritual points. Five is redemption; 10 is completion and 17 is The Rapture. 5 x 10 x 17=850. But the fact that the Bible says “a day is a thousand years” TWICE tells us that God wants us to square this figure. 5 x 10 x 17 x 5 x 10 x 17=722,500!!! That is, redemption times completion times The Rapture squared is 722,500, proving that The Rapture will occur January 8th 2011!

Reader, you should be absolutely astonished at what you have just learned. And remember, I said “the Lord showed me,” so you’re not allowed to argue with me.

sermonindex Jan 9, 2011

um, ahem, This is Sunday January 9th.

Your clearly joking of course. There is a flaw though. Jesus was actually born around 4 B.C and crucified in A.D.30.

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learjet Jan 9, 2011

doh...

:-)

sermonindex Jan 9, 2011

right here......Wayneman's posting is a TEXT EXAMPLE of what i mean by "weird" postings when i implored the forum to consider our ways when i wrote my "It's very sad what's been happening on this forum of late." post about a week ago.

https://www.sermonindex.net/modules/newbb/viewtopic.php?topic_id=36878&forum=35&16

what is wrong with you Wayne?

Don't you fear God?

you start playing games with His Word?, and in your post, i pray for your sake you didnt veer into the territory of committing the unpardonable sin.

my advice? repent immediately, privately, then publicly, and ask the moderators to lock this thread.

i dont know what impelled you to post as such; maybe you had 'i'm 5 years old' immature moment, or you're metally ill and/or demon possessed.....whatever the case, straighten up and fly right.

as i type this there's 54 visitors here, nice witness bud.

visitors, forgive our brother, he ate too many frosted flakes and the sugar made him a wee bit mental.

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amranger Jan 9, 2011

I think Wayneman is trying to make a point? He posted this on the 9th, maybe he's just trying to show how silly it is to predict the LORD's return when no man knows?

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learjet Jan 9, 2011

i dont know what impelled you to post as such; maybe you had 'i'm 5 years old' immature moment, or you're metally ill and/or demon possessed.....whatever the case, straighten up and fly right.

Physician, heal thyself, you've murdered your brother in your heart. Yes, that's what anger does.

He was referring to the uptick in 'The Rapture is going to occur on this day' articles that have been circulating in the press lately. They are all over, being reported about on every major news network.

In Christ,
Earl J.

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wayneman Jan 9, 2011

neil,

Thanks for the ray of sunshine! Hopefully your outpouring of love has repaired the damage I've done to the forum. :-)

sermonindex Jan 9, 2011

Wayne,
no worries, i'll be making myself very very scarce around here.

i love to laugh, love jokes, merriment,satire, but cmon man. was that post really THAT neccesary?

anyway, God love you, i'm out.

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docseth1 Jan 9, 2011

It's January the 9th, and I'm still here. Did I miss the rapture???

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wayneman Jan 9, 2011

It's January the 9th, and I'm still here. Did I miss the rapture???

Yes, but that is understandable since I only posted the warning this morning.

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ginnyrose Jan 9, 2011

Yes, but that is understandable since I only posted the warning this morning.

You must have missed it, too, if you posted after this EVENT!

Now what are you going to do? You must not have been ready!

SIGH.

Yawn....

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wayneman Jan 9, 2011

Numbers don't lie. There will be no repeat of the Great Disappointment. This event will take place yesterday!

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ginnyrose Jan 9, 2011

This event will take place yesterday!

Some people's understanding of yesterday and tomorrow or today are totally confused.


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wayneman Jan 9, 2011

Some people's understanding of yesterday and tomorrow or today are totally confused.

Yes, I feel sorry for those people, too.

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ginnyrose Jan 10, 2011

So, why are you still here, Wayne?

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enid Jan 10, 2011

Another stupid thread.

This discussion is locked.

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