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On the Lighter Side 2

sermonindex Nov 23, 2004

Mike started this thread "idea" and its about time we get it going abit again. Here is a link to the original thread: On the Lighter SideSince what we discuss in these forums is of a serious nature and I would never intentionaly make light of the topics....There still is a joy of the Lord and I believe God has given us the gift of laughter. I find myself taking myself to seriously sometimes, so with that in mind....Humor us!Only let it be with the thought of "what is edifying".-Mike Balog

sermonindex Nov 23, 2004

Photo Moment: In 1954, scientists guess what a home computer will look like in 2004 1954 Popular Mechanics Magazine: Scientists from the RAND Corporation have created this model to illustrate how a "home computer" could look like in the year 2004. However the needed technology will not be economically feasible for the average home. Also the scientists readily admit that the computer will require not yet invented technology to actually work, but 50 years from now scientific progress is expected to solve these problems. With teletype interface and the Fortran language, the computer will be easy to use.hahhaah I thought this was hilarious :smart:

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moreofHim Nov 23, 2004

LOL. What's the steering wheel for? Had they invented racing games back then? LOLI do think think that SI could use a little softness -love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, gentleness... about now. (not that it's really lacking, but...)Wisdom is good but joy is good too. :-) In Him, Chanin

sermonindex Nov 23, 2004

LOL. What's the steering wheel for? Had they invented racing games back then? LOLhee hee what about the printer.. looks like you could make a newspaper with that baby. Could make the SermonIndex newsletter a reality. :-P

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Spitfire Nov 23, 2004

I want one! Of course, I'll need to build a building to put it in first. ;-) Dian.

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philologos Nov 23, 2004

Did they do a PDA version?

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shazbot Nov 24, 2004

Yes, but it requires a pack mule.

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philologos Nov 29, 2004

I am looking at one of the automatically generated google adds on the left hand side bar. It reads…Holy SpiritHoly Spirit for sale. Aff Check out the deals now!www.ebay.comI was intrigued but all they had was a bunch of books. Actually I already know the ‘deal’. I beseech you therefore, brethren, by the mercies of God, that ye present your bodies a living sacrifice, holy, acceptable unto God, which is your reasonable service. And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God. (Rom 12:1-2 KJV)

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phebebird Nov 29, 2004

Looks like you could go into orbit with that thing.

sermonindex Nov 29, 2004

Looks like you could go into orbit with that thing.hehe I think I need one of those things to run SI properly! :-P

sermonindex Nov 30, 2004

Here is a test: what is wrong with this picture?Does anyone else see the inconsistency?

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hredii Nov 30, 2004

I don’t know? At first I did see the inconsistency, but now I see hope.We are in dark times, but the morning is to come.A Joyous future of repentance. What a joyous time it will be!God is the one who rises up nations and tears them down. God has the power to rise up this dead nation to life and godliness once more. Let us all pray in faith and rejoice in hope through the Spirit. Above all putting on love the bond of perfection.

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hredii Nov 30, 2004

I want to know Jesse; Did you take this picture?Where was this taken?

sermonindex Nov 30, 2004

quote: "We are in dark times, but the morning is to come. A Joyous future of repentance. What a joyous time it will be!God is the one who rises up nations and tears them down. God has the power to rise up this dead nation to life and godliness once more. Let us all pray in faith and rejoice in hope through the Spirit. Above all putting on love the bond of perfection."I also am standing in expectation of what God is going to do.I did not take the picture. Actually it was Jeff aka J_A_Olver, who showed it to me.

sermonindex Dec 9, 2004

----Study: PCs make kids dumberStudents who use computers frequently at school perform worse than their peers at maths and reading, a study claims.Those using computers several times a week performed "sizably and statistically significantly worse" than those who used them less often.Thomas Fuchs and Ludger Woessmann of the CESifo economic research organisation in Munich base their conclusions on an analysis of test performance and background data from the 2000 PISA study. This study involved tens of thousands of students in 31 countries, including the UK, organised by the Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development (OECD).----

sermonindex Dec 10, 2004

I found this funny at first but really its pretty sad and very true.

sermonindex Dec 12, 2004

Here is a funny correction to the image that this thread started off with:---Popular Mechanics: Don't Blame UsNEW YORK, Dec. 9, 2004--Those co-workers who constantly clutter your inbox with e-mail forwards aren't the only ones who have fallen for a recent Internet hoax involving a fictitious 1954 POPULAR MECHANICS article. It appears two savvy software CEOs have also been taken in by the Photoshop handiwork of a Danish software designer.A manipulated photo of a mock submarine console (above), passed off as a 1950s projection of the 2004 home computer, was used by Sun Microsystems Chief Executive Scott McNealy in his Oracle OpenWorld keynote speech yesterday in San Francisco to illustrate how rapidly technology improves. And this past fall, Lotus founder Mitch Kapor posted the image on his blog before later posting a correction.Even we scratched our heads for a minute after first seeing the graphic. But after a closer look, everyone agreed that something wasn't quite right. More research revealed, much to our relief, that this was one prediction we did not make.

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crsschk Dec 13, 2005

"Dear Lord," the preacher began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his upturned face, "without you we are but dust..."He would have continued, but at that moment one very obedient little girl (who was listening carefully) leaned over to her mother and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mommy, WHAT is butt dust?"Church was pretty much over at that point...

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dullrainbow Dec 13, 2005

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".*----------------------*The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:"Take only ONE. God is watching."Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.

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PreachParsly Dec 14, 2005

Evangelism LinebackerThis is great! This is for all of you who have fears about sharing your faith! HAHA you will enjoy it..

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