The Liberal Party of Canada is the current party in power and has formed the government of Canada for 32 of the past 42 years. However, recent evidence revealing party misconduct and an impending election threatens the political hold of the Liberal Party. In a sign of desperation, Prime Minister Paul Martin has unusually decided to go on prime time television tonight, ironically airing before "Survivor." Support for the Liberal party has fallen in each province with citizens favoring the conservative part by a 35%-28% edge. The homosexual marriage bill hangs in stasis as Canada's congress has ground to a halt over rancorous debate.
