Cheap Lightbulb Jokes

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KingJimmy Aug 2, 2005

Q: How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb? A: One to change the light bulb and one to cast out the spirit of darkness.Q: How many Baptists does it take to change a light bulb? A: ... change???Q: How many Methodist does it take to change a light bulb? A: "...what, it's burnt out???"Q: How many Church of Christ members does it take to change a light bulb? A: None; "Unless the Bible specifically authorizes us to change the light bulb, we shall not change it."Q: How many Televangelists does it take to change a light bulb? A: 54; One to tearily sing about the burned out lightbulb, one to bind the spirit of darkness that caused it to be burned out, one to prophetically give us a word from God about the need for a new lightbulb, one to to show a video on the ministry's many lightbulbs they continually change throughout the world, and about 50 more to count the money received from the faithful to buy that new lightbulb.

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philologos Aug 2, 2005

Here's one for the sisters...How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?Just one; he holds it up in the air and waits for the whole world to revolve around him.

sermonindex Aug 2, 2005

Q: How many Quakers does it take to change a light bulb?A: One, but the process may be interminable. First the Meeting has to come to concensus on whether the light bult is actually burnt out. Next, they need to discern if its God's will that electric lighting should be continued. Then, a committee must be formed to consider the options for either continuing electric lighting or doing without and the kind of lighting that will be approved if electric lighting is to be continued. After all this a standing committee will be named to consider who should actually do the changing of the light bulb or who should dispose of the burned out bulb and how it should be disposed of.Bubbaguy

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inotof Aug 2, 2005

one for my brothers. . . How many women does it take to change a light bulb? A- We know not, it has never been done.

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ginnyrose Aug 3, 2005

Q: How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb? A: seven: one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.ginnyrose